Back in my day, they used to just call it praying.
In only two years, Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has
managed to be one of the country’s most beloved sports figures.
This puts him up there among the ranks of Tiger Woods, who did it
in three years, Lebron James, even more, and at one time Kobe
Bryant, in about 10 years.
Along with a book deal, major-brand sponsorships and the rest of
the trimmings of an NFL marquee player — and that’s all prior to
his official position as the Broncos’ starter — Tebow’s biggest
contribution to pop culture of the 2010’s could arguably be
Tebowing.
Now let me clarify my thoughts on this. I feel Tebow is genuine
in his payment of respect to his higher deity. However, I think
it’s his fans, and now the rest of the world, who have made the act
of kneeling and bowing one’s head to pay said respect regardless of
what other people are doing around you a joke.
In fact, a Denver native named Jared Kleinstin saw the
opportunity Tebowing presented and decided to capitalize on it.
Thus, a new website, Tebowing.com, was born. It’s a site where
people post photos of themselves or others Tebowing in different,
random places.
I visited the site and there are photos of people Tebowing at
Machu Picchu, during wedding-party photos at Caesars Palace in Las
Vegas, a marching band working it into their routine, and there’s
even a shot of a baby Tebowing in an ultrasound capture.
From the time Tebowing began to gain momentum, I stayed quiet
about it. It annoyed me that people would trivialize a football
player’s “moment” with his god while on the field, but I remained
quiet regardless.
At first, I thought people were simply following his example to
help find their own spiritual or motivational center. Maybe that’s
even how it began.
Now, however, Tebowing has become a joke. There is even Tebowing
“gear” available, like T-shirts. It’s stupid. Just because this
quarterback prays in public, why has copying him become such an
epidemic?
I’ve seen bullriders do the same thing in practically the same
pose long before Tebow was even recruited for collegiate play. No
one copied the prayer image of these rodeo athletes, at least not
to the mass hysteria Tebowing has almost become.
What made me finally share my disdain for Tebowing? Recently, my
soon-to-be nephew — meaning I’m getting married in April — was born
just after Christmas. The boy isn’t even a week old, and my future
sister-in-law snapped a photo of him while he was asleep.
And of course, the kid was Tebowing in his sleep. It’s invaded
the walls of my family now.
Tebowing isn’t going away any time soon. I realize that. I’m
just hoping it eventually loses its luster, at least in Colorado,
much like the Mile High Salute from the Broncos’ two Super
Bowl-championship seasons.
My last comment on the subject before I never bring it up again
would be, if you’re going to take a photo of yourself Tebowing
somewhere, make sure you get it accurate. Tebowing.com has a photo
of a guy doing it on a mountain top, except the guy has his fist to
his chin instead of his forehead. Your fist goes to your forehead
in order to humble yourself before the almighty.
With his fist pressed to his chin, this mountain-top genius from
the website looks like he’s doing an impersonation of sculptor
August Rodin’s notorious “The Thinker.” Way to climb thousands of
feet just to screw up a joke, guy.
My only hope at this point is Camp Tebow doesn’t decide to try
and make Tebowing a registered trademark. My opinion of the young
quarterback will fall to nothing if that happens.